Thursday, April 30, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/30/09
Why do Democrats vote for higher taxes?
Why not? They don’t pay them anyways.
Why are Chicago elections
so honest?
Once voters get bought, they stay bought.
Chinese Stimulus
CNBC was interesting today.
There was a good deal of talk in the afternoon on the Chinese stimulus bill. Caterpillar announced record orders from
China. The Chinese want to build 30 nuclear reactors. That sent Shaw Group soaring. The overwhelming consensus was that
the Chinese, spending less than we are, are doing far more to repair the world economy then the United States is with
our stimulus bill. The Chinese, getting tired of our funny money, are stockpiling copper and other hard assets. They are spending
more on telecom infrastructure alone than the entire amount of infrastructure spending for 2009 in our stimulus bill.
As
a side note there was a blurb in Scientific American recently that the Department Of Energy has a viable plan for expanding
our energy grid, upgrading it and it running coast to coast, at a cost of 60 billion dollars. The total infrastructure spending
n the 800 billion stimulus bill is about 10% . Most of the stimulus bill gets spent in 2010, curiously an election year.
Hmm. And the energy grid, which everyone agrees is badly in need of revamping, won’t get the attention it needs.
We will, however, get social programs and paper shuffling
The Chinese are laying the groundwork for developing true
wealth. We redistribute Monopoly money.
Which leads me to ask:
Why are the Communists in Washington and the Capitalists
in Beijing?
“It’s pin action economics, not trickle down.”
1:03 am edt
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/29/09
Daily Obama Jokes 04/29/09
As she went on a world junket how did Hillary travel?
Swine flew.
Why are voter turnouts so high in Chicago?
The homeless need the money.
Rich Pin Action
The last
couple of columns pin action economics has been looked at in medium and large scale environs. The same thing happens
as a result of wealth redistribution. An untold number of upscale services are provided to those that can afford them.
Millions depend on this for their living, even the creation of their personal wealth. There are over 300 million of us. Hitting
up the top 2% is like removing 6 million small businesses from the economy.
Not good.
Pin action on the upside builds
across time. On the downside it is fast and devastating.
The proper way to build an economy is to put as many people
as possible on can economic path swinging upwards. As people an afford more goods and services jobs are created and
the society strengthens.
Socialism assumes a stagnancy, a sameness, a false equilibrium that ultimately drags down it’s
victims.
It’s PIN ACTION economics, not trickle down.
3:47 am edt
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/28/09
Daily Obama Jokes 04/28/09
What is Obama’s position on illegal aliens?
They should return to their home
planet.
Obama’s Nursery Rhyme
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love me
Why don’t
you?
The GM Proof
All agree. If Gm went out of business the effects would be far reaching. GM employees would
be thrown out of work. Parts suppliers would themselves be driven out of business. More workers hitting the streets.
City economies collapsing. Businesses that depend on spending from GM employees would whither. Their suppliers would spiral
down.
And on and on….
Pin action economics.
It’s easy to see in the face of disaster. The effects
are rapid and undeniable. Plus the news media, always thirsting for the misery of others, have played it up endlessly.
What is less obvious is that pin action economics built this chain. As GM grew so did the suppliers, the cities, the
businesses that served the people.
Pin action economics.
It works two ways.
And it is the dishonest rhetoric
of “trickle down” that deserves an unmarked grave.
1:19 am edt
Monday, April 27, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/27/09
Daily Obama Jokes 04/27/09
Obama is the second best thing to ever come out of Chicago.
The first
best? An empty bus.
Michelle can drink Barack under the table. After all, 1 gal holds 4 qts.
Pin
Action Economics
I’ve mentioned previously that for an economy to be healthy and growing money must
flow freely through the nation as blood through the body. Jim Cramer refers to this effect, as it relates to companies, as
pin action. It’s a hot summer. Air conditioners sell well. Air conditioning manufacturers do well. Freon manufacturers
do well. Parts manufacturers do well. And so forth…
This holds true at all levels of economic activity.
Including
the wealthy.
The wealthy do well. They buy stuff like, say, jewelry. The retailer does well. The wholesaler does
well. The miners do well. All along this food chain people do well. Sales people, managers, assemblers, miners, investors,
et al do well, All have money to circulate, to spend.
The Socialist Democrats have demeaned this for decades as “trickle
down economics.” They do that to paint a picture, for the sake of winning, to justify pounding the rich. Not to
promote truth.
Disincentivize the rich from spending and you collapse the entire food chain.
All the rhetoric in
the world won’t stop the truths of pin action economics any more than it could stop an asteroid from striking
the Earth.
Pin action economics is the reality and won’t be denied.
6:15 am edt
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/26/09
Daily Obama Jokes 04/26/09
When he ran for his first office Obama was unhappy with some things said about him in
a local paper and threatened to sue. The paper denied any wrong doing. When a reporter asked if he planned on pressing his
suit Obama replied, “Of course! I can’t campaign in wrinkled clothes!”
How did Obama get a splinter
in his finger?
Scratching his head.
Congress Costs Jobs
Remember a while back when the heads of
the auto companies appeared before congress? They had their heads handed to them for taking private jets to Washington.
Splashed that all over the front pages and across the airwaves.
There’s a second leg to this story that isn’t
getting the same attention.
Immediately after this occurred companies began cancelling bookings on private flights
and stopped making new ones. Orders for new jets by companies disappeared down a rabbit hole into Neverland..
The result?
Private service airlines and manufacturers have laid off over 60% of their personnel.
Congressional talk caused good
paying jobs to walk.
People and companies with money stopped spending it.
Other people lost their jobs.
Those
people are forced to cut back on their spending…
Affecting those who partially depend on that spending….
A pebble tossed in the water, expanding it’s wave…..
I think we need to reopen the purely political piece
of trash rhetoric laughingly referred to as “trickle down.”
1:06 am edt
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/25/09
An aide dashed into Secretary Clintons’s office. “There’s been an earthquake in South America!
6 Brazilians are dead.”
“That’s awful!” exclaimed Hillary. “But tell me, how
many are there in a brazillion?”
Obamamerica
“Take my liberty
And give me debt.”
A last comment on torture (for now).
A second lie crops up in the torture debate. Those against torture
claim that you get bad information, that people say anything to get you to stop.
These people are either naïve or
expect you to be.
In any interrogation, despite the methodology, a mix of questions are asked. Some you know the answers
to, some you want to know the answers to. The quality of information you get for the questions you know the answer to forms
a baseline for judging the viability of the remaining answers.
Properly done, information obtained by physical persuasion
can be quite reliable.
Let’s move on to some more pleasant stuff….
12:05 am edt
Friday, April 24, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/24/09
What did Michelle say when Obama first asked her to take his name?
She refused at first. She thought "Barack"
would be a silly name for a girl.
How is Obama like Jesus?
He thinks we're fishes and takes
our bread.
More On Torture.
Once again I'm not commenting pro or con. There are good arguments,
depending on perspective, on each side. What does irk me, though, are arguments which are invalid. One such is that torture
is ineffective.
To approach this I must be honest, brutally so, with myself. You can bandy about all the intellectualisms
you want on either side. It doesn't matter. When I look myself in the eye I must admit that I would eventually spill the
beans. I'm no hero, Not a bastion of macho. I'm just an ordinary person. And, faced with sufficient physical persuasion,
I would talk.
I probably shouldn't make this kind of confession publicly, but it's true. That being said, the
argument that torture is ineffective vanishes, No amount of spurious false intelletualism can overcome the reality of my self
knowledge.
If you think torture is ineffective, ask yourself what you would do if you had a secret and the bad guys
wired a car battery to your genitals. Honestly, would you talk in time? If so, then you have to admit that the argument is
nothing but rhetorical tactical positioning. And if you wouldn't talk? You are either deluding yourself, or you're
a better man than I, Gunga Din.
1:34 am edt
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/23/09
John Kerry, briefcase in hand, entered a Boston pub, sauntered to the bar and ordered a Manhattan.
His drink arrived
and he downed it quickly. "Hey," he exclaimed, "that was the best Manhattan I've ever had. I think I'll
have another."
So the bartender brought over a second drink. Kerry quickly downed it, too.
'That
one was even better!"
"Can I get you one more, sir?" asked the barkeep.
"No, two is my limit,"
replied Kerry as he put his money on the counter. "But let me reward you for drinks well made." With that
Kerry opened his briefcase and plopped a live lobster on the counter. "This is for you."
"Hey, thanks!"
beamed the bartender. "I'll have him for dinner."
"Oh, he's had dinner," said Kerry. "Why
don't you take him to a movie?"
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger, Will Robinson!
Before
beginning let me make very clear this entry is not about torture. It is about free speech. Where ever you stand on torture
doesn't matter.
Recently there has been talk of prosecuting legal advisors to President Bush for the perspectives
they gave on what constitutes torture. What they did was examine the law, definitions supplied by congress in 1995 and give
an opinion. What they did was speak freely.
Prosecute someone for this and we are all in trouble. If professional lawyers
can be prosecuted for giving an opinion to the government while employed by that same government to do exactly that, then
where do the rest of us stand? Which opinions can we express that won't get us sent to jail? Is the only speech that's
free that which agrees with the administration?
If you are for or against torture, you have a right to speak.
If
you are for or against a war, you have a right to speak.
If you are for or against mom's apple pie, you have a right
to speak.
Even considering prosecuting these guys for rendering an opinion threatens that right for all of us. I fear
we have some very dangerous people in power. And I will say so.
Excuse me, there's a knock at my door....
9:22 am edt
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/22/09
What's black and white and red all over?
Transcriptions of Obama's speeches.
Obama is
doing the job of three men.
Larry, Curly and Moe.
More On Money
I mentioned previously that
money needs to be concentrated to do any good. It has one more property that needs to be discussed. It must flow freely, circulating
through the body of the nation, to keep the muscles of the economy healthy.
Doesn't that contradict what I
said about concentration of wealth? Not at all. There is a difference between wealth and money. The wealth of the rich comes
in the form of assets. Their money is invested in bonds, stocks and business. It is used to finance and build. The wealthy
circulate money by putting it to work in countless ways.
View each concentration as a heart. It beats, pumping
the blood of money through the body. It flows, returning to the" heart", and gets pumped out again.
Socialism
destroys this dynamic. It stifles the vibrancy, the growth, the innovation that is needed for a free society and economy.
It reduces money to a mere mush used for sustenance and little else.
2:15 am edt
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/21/09
Now that the Obama girls have a dog Michelle is being very firm.
"Having a dog means learning responsibility.
You will feed the dog twice a day. You will walk the dog three times a day. And you will clean up the dog's poop. Is that
understood?"
"Yes, dear," replied Barack.
"Why were the Republicans disappointed
in the Obama's choice of dogs?
They were hoping he'd get one named "Puddles."
The
Roll Call
It's hard to believe that anyone could buy into a socialist agenda. One does not even have to discuss
politics or philosophy. One just has to look at the roll call of history:
Lenin
Stalin
Hitler
Mussolini
Franco
Mao
Castro
Chavez
Which of these guys would you like to live under?
In
point of fact all totalitarian states must move left. It becomes an imperative to control the people, to control the economy,
to control business, to control speech, to ultimately try and control minds.
These are the methods of the socialist
state.
There is not and never has been a conservative dictatorship. With an emphasis on personal freedom and responsibility,
conservativism (which is not, by the way, the same thing as being a republican) is diametrically the opposite of socialism.
Always has been. Always will be.
2:53 am edt
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04./20/09
Why is Obama such a big supporter of public housing?
He lives in it. Why not everyone?
Michelle's
birthday is always a problem for Obama. He likes to get her something practical and she always gets upset and cries.
So
this year he's getting her hankerchiefs.
Wealth redistribution attacks the very mechanisms that create
wealth and prosperity. In order to do good there must be concentrations of wealth. Divide everything up according to some
philosophical view other than earned merit and movements forward grind to a halt. Who is there to build a building? How can
one open a new restaurant or other business? How would funding become available for new research? And on and on.
For
progress to occur wealth must exist in concentrations and must be given the opportunity to propagate itself.
11:38 pm edt
Daily Obama Jokes 04/19/09
Biden and Obama were talking one day and Biden said, "You know, maybe we should listen to the Republicans more. They
are smart businessmen."
"What do you mean?"
"Come with me and I'll show you."
So
they left the White House and Joe took Obama to Harry's Hardware Emporium, run by Harry Mercer, a known Republican supporter.
They entered and found Harry at the counter.
"Excuse me, " said Biden. "I need a set of left handed
screwdrivers."
"One minute," replied Harry, and he disappeared into the back. He returned
a minute later with a set of screwdrivers. "Here you go. One set of left handed screwdrivers. That'll be $29.95."
The
politicians made their purchase and left.
"There, you see. Left handed screwdrivers! I told you they
were smart!"
"What's so smart about that?" challenged Obama. "He just happened to have a set
in the back!"
Wealth Reduction
Socialists believe wealth redistribution is the solution to
social ills and poverty. In actually wealth redistribution leads to wealth destruction. Their belief is rooted in several
simplistic fallacies.
The first of these is that wealth is a static measure. that the amount of wealth does not change.
Just as there is so only so much oil, or coal, or uranium, they implicitly believe wealth is an absolute.
While it is
true that at any instant there is so much wealth, that amount changes second by second. Wealth can be created or destroyed.
Let's say all the wealth of the country was redistributed in the summer of 2007. The stock market was nearing
it's all time high. Everyone would have gotten more. The same result at the beginning of March 2009 would have had a far
lesser result. The market was down over 50% and each would have received less. This wealth reduction was the result of market
forces acting on the perceived value and earnings power of companies.
Since then, as earnings have started appearing
better than expected, mark to market accounting rules been modified and some credit bottlenecks alleviated, the market has
risen 25%.
The wealth here is not an intrinsic thing, it's a function of what people are willing to pay.
When people are willing to pay more for what you have, you are wealthier. When they are willing to pay less you are less wealthy.
Now
imagine how these companies would be valued if we redistributed them. We socialize Coca Cola. Every family in America
gets, for the sake of argument, 3 shares. Demand for the shares would fall. There would be no efficient market for their exchange.
The value of the shares would plummet.
Redistribution would destroy wealth. And while wealth can come back when it's
concentrated and traded in reasonably efficient markets, there would be no mechanism of return from this diffusion.
Wealth wouldn't be redistributed, it would be destroyed.
2:52 am edt
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/18/09
There once was a millionaire who had a live in butler. Every Monday the butler had the night off and attended a meeting
of the socialist party. Then one Monday night the butler stayed home and read a book in his room. The millionaire was curious,
but said nothing.
The following Monday the butler again stayed home. The next morning the millionaire asked his butler,
"How come you've stayed home the last two Mondays? You always looked forward to your socialist party meetings."
"The
last time i went they announced the results of a study. If all the wealth of the United States were divided amongst the citizens
everyone would have $10,000."
"So?"
"Well, sir, I have $20,000."
A
Sort Of Sin Tax
Here's one last idea for an alternative tax before moving on to other topics.
Let's tax
birth control!
A 10 cent per condom tax sounds like a winner to me. And perhaps a 1 dollar tax on a month's supply
of birth control pills.
People aren't going to stop having sex over a little tax. It's a sure fire fundraiser.
True, the devout Catholics will get a break, but the rest of us won't be singing "I've Got Rythym."
And
they said it couldn't be taxed.
Just to be safe, though, if I were president I wouldn't present this
idea until my second term....
"
1:19 am edt
Friday, April 17, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/17/09
With Obama in charge of energy policy what natural resource will he exploit?
The taxpayer.
Obama's
economic policy has me back on my feet. Last week they repo'd my car.
A True Sin Tax
Everybody
loves a sin tax. They give one a moral justification to vote themselves other people's money. "Oh. look. They
smoke cigarettes! That's morally wrong! Let's beat them up and mug them and take their money!"
Why not
have a real Sin Tax?
Let's add on a 50% federal penalty to every criminal and civil fine in the country. You
get a $100 speeding ticket, you pay $150.
A corporation gets a $100,000 fine for something, they pay $150,000.
The
calculation would be automatic, the courts are already there to handle collection, and people who have actually broken laws
and/or rules get to pay.
Sounds like a plan to me. Got a light?
7:34 am edt
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/16/09
What is the first thing Obama did when he heard he won the election?
He was so happy he flapped his ears and flew
around the room.
What should he have done?
Demand a recount.
A Tax Alternative.
Now
that the pain we all feel for the sake of misappropriated congressional power ls over for another year let's, just
for fun, look at some alternatives to income theft, er, taxes. Basic ideas to think about, of course, not full fledged proposals.
First up: A national property tax.
Consider. No forms to fill out ever. Value assessments are done locally.
Collection methods are already in place. just piggyback on those. The tax rate could be graduated, based on the value of the
property so the poor pay little or nothing and the wealthy pay more.
No convoluted set of deductions, no tax preparers
to pay, hours of your life back from preparing forms and saving and sorting receipts, no class warfare, no irs, no audits.
Paper pushing administrative jobs that build costs into our economy, lke IRAs, 401Ks and Flexible Spending Accounts would
no longer have a purpose.
Everyone knows in advance what will be due.
An estimated 14 trillion dollars
is hiding from the tax man overseas. No reason for that anymore and who would care anyways?
Commercial properties would
be taxed at their full value. No federal tax breaks due to local abatements.
Lobbying for tax breaks ends.
I
can't imagine a better platform to build a tax system on.
7:54 am edt
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/15/09
How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb?
"What's it to ya?"
What
advice did Bill Clinton give Obama on foreign relations?
"Don't have any."
Every year
we hear the litany of phrases. Tax Reform. Tax Simplefication. Tax Reduction.
Blah, blah, blah.
It
hasn't happened and it won't.
Our poor handling of the Constitution in this regard has given almost unlimited
power to congress. The tax code can be used to punish those who don't play ball and reward those who do. States, industries,
and sociocultural groups all feel the touch of the velvet fisted glove.
Further, it has given rise to the entire
lobbying industry. As lobbyists curry favor amongst the powerful our congressional leaders receive perks, ego strokes and
a feeding of their sense of importance and power. Worship at the altar of the tax break.
You get hours of forms
to fill. An expensive tax preparer to pay. Convoluted "tax savings" plans like IRAs, 401Ks, and Flexible Spending
Accounts. These things sound good on the surface, but would be unnecessary with a proper tax code. They really create jobs
for paper shufflers and administrators while feeding you the illusion that the government is generously allowing you to keep
more of your money.
Worst of all tax policy and positions can be tailored to the garnering of votes. Nothing like promising
your voters other people's money to assure popularity. "Hey, let's you and me get together and mug that guy.
He can afford it."
As long as power, taxes and congress are tied together the last thing we can expect is any real
change. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
12:23 am edt
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/14/09
Why is Obama such a party animal?
He loves to socialize
Why did Obama bow to the Saudi king?
The
teleprompter was on the floor.
Taxes: where we got screwed.
Initially our forefathers did not
give the government the power to tax income. They did not foresee what was to come and thus built insufficient safeguards
for personal property into the document.
Later the progressives, our first liberals, got through an amendment allowing
the feds to tax income. It had no limitations on what the government could do. No safeguards for the people. The initial tax
was supposed to target just a few people and at a miniscule rate.
It was the camel sticking it's head in the tent.
With infinite taxing power now at it's disposal, congress soon was raising rates and lowering thresholds. Eventually
tax rates hit ninety percent at the upper brackets and all but the lowest strata paid something.
Now the tax code
is being used as a social weapon. About half the country pays no taxes. Others pay an unfair burden as people get to vote
themselves other people's money.
And congress revels in and abuses a power it was never intended to have and which
it usurped through a legal fiat.
If you wonder what it is you smell this time of year, it's the rest of the
camel invading your tent.
8:00 am edt
Monday, April 13, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/13/09
How does Obama now define "enemy combatant?"
"Republican."
Obama was touring
the farm belt, looking to sell some more giveaways. At one farm flies kept buzzing around his head, annoying him greatly.
"What
kind of flies are these?" asked Obama of the farmer.
"Those are horse flies," answered the farmer. "You
usually find them around a horse's ass."
"Are you implying I'm a horse's ass?"
"No
sir, but those flies are hard to fool."
Amazingly, greenies can change direction at a moment's
notice, even if it's to stop ideas they presented. Wind power is a good example. They sold this for years. Now that it
may start adding to our power supply it must be stopped! Birds fly into the arms of the wind turbines. And wind turbines
have to be constructed far from the power grid. This means new transmission lines would have to be built. Can't
have any nasty old power towers build in the grasslands, forest, desert, etc.
Give me a break!
They also ignore
any innovations that would disempower their attempts at controlling the rest of society. MIT has, for example, develloped
a methodology for atmospheric scrubbers. Each would remove 18 tons of carbon dioxide per year from the air. Ever hear one
word about that from the greenies? Nope. Can't advance their control freak plans to drive our society back into a more
primitive state,
Ever hear of Project Iter? Didn't think so. This is a prototype fusion power plant being
built in France (France! Why not Texas or Montana?) and scheduled for completion around 2016. Forget conventional nuclear
plants, coal fired plants, solar and wind. Perfect fusion and that is the way to go.
But you never hear the greenies
talk about this. Promoting a positive idea would end their ability to complain and try and control how the rest of us
do things.
Lastly, you hear no talk of hybrid reactors. The main problems with conventional reactors are 1. they leave
significant waste that is very hazardous and needs to be stored and 2. like oil, uranium is a dwindling resource. No
one is making more. A hybrid reactor combines fission and fusion principles and burns up as fuel 99% of the toxic waste.
The University of Texas at Austin has plans for one. So why aren't the greeniies and media talking this up?
The
answer, as always, is that it's not about the environment, it's about control.
2:08 am edt
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/12/09
Easter Sunday
He Is Risen
Yes, Obama got up at seven thirty this morning, went potty, had breakfast.....
Seriously,
Happy Easter!
1:26 am edt
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/11/09
What did Obama and Indian president Patil discuss when they met?
They told Sikh jokes.
What is
Queen Pelosi's favorite recipe?
A recipe for disaster.
One thing I hate about greenies is the
chain yanking.
Let's take polar bears.
We get treated to cute looking polar bears struggling on ice
floes. We're told global warming is killing them off. We must return to the stone age or they will all die. Sniff.
The
fact is there are 25,000 polar bears in North America. Around 1970 there were 5,000. Sounds like a nice comeback. Those cute
polar bears are, by the way, mean spirited beasts that would rip your head off in a New York minute.
We see the bears
on an ice floe. How many bears got trapped on ice floes in 1980? 1940? 1900? Ice has always broken off the arctic and
I'm reasonably confident bears have been getting trapped on them as long as they've existed. These icebergs can be
quite large and dangerous. Remember the Titanic? I've no doubt bears being trapped on big bergs is nothing new.
Polar
bears endangered at 25,000? How many were there in 1900? 1800? 1500? What is the right number of bears? The greenies never
tell us. As if they knew. 25,000, for all I know, is the right number for the habitat.
It's not about the
polar bears. It's about controlling you and your life.
There are only about 400 California condors, up from
a low of about 20. If it were really about preventing the exticntion of a speciies then why aren't we being inundated
with condor commercials? Videos of cute little carrion eaters bursting forth from their eggs? The lone bird ripping the entrails
out of a hapless rodent?
Because it's not about conservation. Just good, old chain yanking control.
12:38 am edt
Friday, April 10, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/10/09
Why is Michelle upset with Queen Pelosi?
Pelosi thinks Barack has just the right sized stimulus package.
Why
will Obama win in 2012
Once you've gone Barack, you never go back.
Oh, Arrggh!
An
Obama science advisor has advised we adopt radical means to fight "global warming." His idea is to shoot light
reflecting substances into the atmosphere to deflect sunlight and cool the planet.
Sigh.
News flash! In the past
the planet has been a complete snowball. In the past the planet has been a pole to pole swamp. It heats up. It cools down.
Through natural processes. These guys seem to think that the Earth should never change. They look around and say "It
should always be like this. Change is bad."
Change is natural. Normal. An integral part of evolution.
I
wonder what these guys would say if our civilization arose, say, in 1399 a.d. The Earth went through a "mini ice
age" from 1,000 to 1,400. It was significantly colder than it is today. What would they have screamed then? "Stop
building campfires! Put out that torch!"
And exactly how would they know the dfference between a "man made"
and natural shift in climate trends anyways?
Seems to me the greenies are fueled by arrogance, a desire for control
and kids who want to play with matches.
4:28 am edt
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/09/09
Obama's speeches are loud, full of hot air and make you feel good.
Sort of like passing gas.
Conservatves
curb their dogs
Democrats curb other people's dogs.
A Final Note On Nazis
The Democratic
party has been, frankly, hijacked by socialists. They couldn't get anywhere with their own party, so took over a branded
one. The far left, powered by organizations like moveon.org, have been funded by George Soros, an alleged, at least, Nazi
sympathizer in WW2 Hungary. Militant left wing organizations join in attacking Jews and Israel, physically attack speakers
who disagree with them, attempt to silence those who oppose them, and try to intimidate Democratic politicians who won't
play ball. Remember Joe Lieberman?
George Soros recently announced the world needs a new world currency, replacing the
dollar as the reserve currency. That would trash the value of the dollar. Soros plays in those markets. I wonder if he has
a bet down? And on what side of the table?
Are you a long time democrat? Is this the party you joined those many years
ago? I think you've been hijacked.
And, yes, I fear it could happen here.
2:01 am edt
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Obama jokes 04/08/09
Why does Obama spend 11 am to 11:15 by himself in the oval office every morning?
He's in time out.
Why
do so few people laugh at Obama jokes?
Liberals don't think they're funny. Conservatives don't think they're
jokes.
Nazis Continued.
I became aware of how powerful the liberal media's tie in of nazism
to conservatives had become a few years back. My wife, a college grad, well paid professional with a Mensa level i.q., and
I were watching an old Game Show Network program called Inquizition. The question to the contestants was simple: Is Nazism
a left wing or right wing movement? My wife blurted out "right wing!" I told her no, it was left wing. She gave
me a look that was a cross between incredulity and pity mixed with a healthy dose of surprise. As I recall all three contestants
answered right wing. All were shocked when the host answered left wing.
To me this shows just how powerfully the
liberal media can sell and promote an untruth. One of the greatest services that could be performed for the voters
of this country would be to get the message out that Nazis are left wing.
Nazi
It's not National Conservative
It's
not National Republican
IT'S NATIONAL SOCIALISM!
9:45 am edt
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/07/09
There once was a Prez named Obama
Whose socialist ways caused a trauma
Our taxes shot higher
Our lives,
they grew dire
And all as he laughed, "Yo' mama!"
How did Obama get that great smile?
Eating bananas sideways.
Liberal Misdirection:
I've been annoyed for years by the liberal
media trying to associate fascism with the conservatives, We repeatly see pictures from Nazi Germany tied to politicos
like George Bush and commentators like Glenn Beck. Either liberals don't understand what Nazis stood for, or they don't
want you to.
Nazi stands for National Socialist. This was a subset of fascism and a left wing political movement. Hitler
incorporated German nationalism and his personal hatred of Jews into the mix. These two elements are Hitler specifics, nor
rightly part of fascism per se.
Hitler came to power as the Depression gripped Germany. He fed on the people's fear.
He gave great speeches. He engineered a strong economic recovery and nationalized the banks before moving to other segments
of the economy. He was very popular.
Any of this sound familiar?
9:00 am edt
Monday, April 6, 2009
Daily Obama Jokes 04/06/09
How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
None! That's a union job!
What
is Obama's favorite movie?
"Clueless"
Comment:
Remember when vetoless George
was spending money like a drunken sailor? The Dems challanged all that spending, demanding to know how the increasing deficits
would be paid for. The Republican answer, met with derision by the Dems, was that we would grow the economy and grow our way
out of the deficit.
Last week former Clinton treasury sec Robert Reich was on cnbc. With the deficits mounting to 26
per cent of gdp. he was asked how the Dems plan to pay for it. His answer? To grow the economy.Same one the Republicans
gave that Reich and the Dems scoffed at.
Truth, it seems, has become a matter of convenience.
10:05 am edt
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Opening Day
Hi!
I'm posting this initial entry while constructing the site. Let's put up a joke and I'll see how
it works.
What will Obama do after fixing the economy?
Make the trains run on time.
http://www.cafepress.com/beatobama2012
4:47 am edt